open letter to my cable company

Dear Time Warner Cable,
If I were a gambling-type person, I would put my money on the fact that a large majority of quilters are knitters as well. I am. (Or fantasize myself to be.)
Why do you insist on placing Knitty Gritty on DIY in the same time slot as Simply Quilts on HGTV. Hmmm?
On the weekdays I have off, I now have to perform a ballet of channel switching to glean the most information I can.
And I know this is within your power, you’re the cable company, a monopoly of enterinfotainment.
Please get with the heads of programming at those two channels and move one or the other show to another time slot.
Thank you for your attention to this.
Sincerely,
missliz